I figured since I'm still unable to drink for at least 2 months, I'm gonna make a drinking game for you fellows out there who are reading this. [Yes, I figure if Schrodinger's cat can be dead, it can also be alive. Might as well be an optimist if only for one post here.]

The rules are simple. You drink according to the rules. There aren't that many posts yet so we're not drinking to die here. The goal is more of a warm cozy feeling. You can stop anytime you want. But I think it's best if you drink while reading through all of the posts.

Take a shot for every time there's an untitled post.
Take a pull for every time a post actually has a title.
Take a shot for every time the character's gender/sexuality is vague.
Take a shot for every time a character is smoking in a story.
Take a shot for every time you see a personal post.
Take a pull for every time you don't understand what's going on.
Take a shot for every time you feel that there's an attempt at humor.
Take a pull for every time you read me promising I'll write more frequently.
Take a shot for every time you read about smoke and my fondness for describing it.

Good luck!

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